First we had each other, then we had you, now we have everything.
I couldn’t remember how old I was today
HOLY CARP I’M ALMOST 17
also HOLY CARP I’M GOING TO TEXAS ON SATURDAY
also HOLY CARP I’M GONNA BE A SENIOR
also HOLY CARP THE UC APPLICATIONS OPEN ON FRIDAY
also I legitimately have 0 friends.1
A not-so brief summary of my life right now
For those of you followers who actually give a damn that I haven’t been on tumblr in at least a month,
I’ve been volunteering at The Marine Mammal Center (and now have extensive knowledge of seals and sea lions).
I just started interning at Pepperwood Preserve (hiking 3 hours a day, woo).
And I’ve been ranting about Hobby Lobby, the usual.
I just realized that this was a lot briefer than I originally anticipated, but my brain stopped working.
I forgot to mention that I’m going to Dallas to see my lover from August 2nd to the 11th, and I’m beyond excited.
I guess I’m also supposed to be studying for my ACT retake though I don’t really think it’s necessary. I got a 2000 on the SAT and a 30 on the ACT so whatevs.
I also found out I got a 6 on my IB Spanish test (wut??) so yeah I guess I’m officially bilingual now.
I’M ALSO A SENIOR!!! (but then again my dad just turned 60 so I guess we’re in this together).2
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
If you think tattoos and piercings are awesome but you think women who get breast implants are fickle and trashy, you need to sit the fuck down and take a long hard look at yourself
There’s a difference between decorating your body and making yourself look like a big tittied clown.
You need to sit the fuck down and take a long hard look at yourself.
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.